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Terrible Design started out as a joke - just like YO!
Now it is time to cut off the hippy hair, put away the jorts, and grow the fund up.
Most people who play games want to make them. Too bad they are terrible at it! The average player wouldn't know an accumulator from an array, but the Terrible Design game engine does. It wraps these complex maths in easy-to-use wrappers that are immediately recognizable like "player" or "wall". Simply draw your graphic, give it the type of "com.Player" and it works just like they would expect it to!
What is the cost of this engine for the user? NONE! It just places ads in the game that they make no profit off of and gets piped straight to my, and to your, bank account! Woah! How crazy is that? Taking advantage of the dreams of uncreative parasites to turn a profit - you go Ayn Rand! Yeah, I read Atlas Shrugged. It was crap, but that isn't the point.
The point is there are naive people willing to make games for free if given the right tools. Profit!!!
Now it is time to cut off the hippy hair, put away the jorts, and grow the fund up.
Most people who play games want to make them. Too bad they are terrible at it! The average player wouldn't know an accumulator from an array, but the Terrible Design game engine does. It wraps these complex maths in easy-to-use wrappers that are immediately recognizable like "player" or "wall". Simply draw your graphic, give it the type of "com.Player" and it works just like they would expect it to!
What is the cost of this engine for the user? NONE! It just places ads in the game that they make no profit off of and gets piped straight to my, and to your, bank account! Woah! How crazy is that? Taking advantage of the dreams of uncreative parasites to turn a profit - you go Ayn Rand! Yeah, I read Atlas Shrugged. It was crap, but that isn't the point.
The point is there are naive people willing to make games for free if given the right tools. Profit!!!
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Matthew Friedrichs
Founder Terrible Design
I am absolutely unhirable. Chrome wants to autocorrect that to undesirable - same thing.
Now I make an easy to use 2D game engine. :D
Funded over
1 round
Latest round
Seed (Sep 2014)
SWAN Analytical USA • Wheeling • 4 days ago
Champro Sports • Bannockburn • $75k – $80k • 2 weeks ago
Fluid Management • Wheeling • $112k – $169k • 2 weeks ago
Dynomax • Wheeling • 2 weeks ago
Bell & Howell • Durham • 3 weeks ago




