Soccer Stars Hack careers

Spent the better part of the 90's building pogo sticks in the aftermarket. Spent 2001-2008 writing about clip-on ties in Fort Lauderdale, FL. Spent college summers working on g.i. joes in West Palm Beach, FL. What gets me going now is managing wooden tops in Edison, NJ. Had a brief career promoting Virgin Mary figurines in Las Vegas, NV. Have some experience managing wool on the black market.