Nobody Cares careers

We're a digital marketing agency. The unromantic kind. We run ads. We rank websites. We write emails. We build brands. We make the numbers move.

We started Nobody Cares because the marketing industry is a circus. Everyone's a growth hacker. Everyone's a thought leader. Everyone's passionate about scaling brands.

Nobody's actually scaling anything except the size of their invoice. Walk into any agency and you'll hear the same things in slightly different fonts: strategic partners, data-driven, full-service, 360-degree.

Then you hire them and you get reports. So many reports. A weekly call that goes nowhere and a Slack channel that goes quiet.

Meanwhile, your phone isn't ringing and your competitor down the street just hired three new staff because they're busy.

So we do the actual work. We show up. We make the phone ring. We don't sell anything that can't be tied back to revenue.

What we do, we do properly, by people who know what they're doing, with taste and a complete refusal to phone it in.

That's the whole pitch.